i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
