every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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