So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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