so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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