Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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