took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
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I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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