hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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