I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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