is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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