Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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