I molested 6 butterflies tonight
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
This is classic penis vs brain.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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