porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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