our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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