On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
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