found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I will pee on everything he values.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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