i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
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I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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