Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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