i permit you to call me
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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