My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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