Your face is a jimmy john
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
why is half of my head shaved?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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