You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Congratulations! We have a period
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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