why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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