would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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