do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Randomize
