The maid of honor just puked.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
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im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
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You threw up with your ski mask on still.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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