suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
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you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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