Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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