Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Sober January is a disaster.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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