So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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