My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
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He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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