She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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