don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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