i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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