I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
