is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
She said her name was "party"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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