I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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