My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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