I only kidnapped one of them. chill
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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