if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
This toilet bowl is my home.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
