I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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