I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
birth control should be required to get into college
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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