I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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