when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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