oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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