every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
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i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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