I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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