There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
