ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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