He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
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It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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