at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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