Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I looked at my own cervix.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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