My boss' voice literally gives me gas
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
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