My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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