he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
He uses pillows to masturbate.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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