i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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